Crocs​.​.​. BOOM!

from by Steel Maverick

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An homage to the most glorious footwear of all time. Crocs put those stupid "shoes-with-toes" to shame and walk all over Skechers Shape-Ups.


they're the shoes worn by the warrior,
they're the shoes of every champion
like a suit of armor they'll protect your feet
suitable footwear for the soldier elite

there's not a mountain that I can't climb
there's not a battle that I can't win
with the power of Crocs on my side
I'll be victorious again and again (and again)

Crocs! (BOOM!)
with a pair of them on your feet, you'll never know defeat, only victory and comfort
Crocs! (BOOM)
with a fashionable vented design, and a style that transcends time, and a ruggedness that lasts forever

like a stylish pair of combat boots
like the toughest pair of steel toed shoes
if you want to face my Crocs in a kickboxing match
you're gonna walk away battered, bloody, and bruised

they'll soon be standard issue
for our brave soldiers in Iraq
so let that be a warning to all you terrorists...
these Crocs don't run, they only attack!

we wear... Crocs! we're the New York firemen, we wear our Crocs with pride
we wear.. Crocs! we're the drug-free bikers, we wear our Crocs when we ride.
we wear... Crocs! We're American soldiers, we wear our Crocs when we fight
we wear... Crocs! We're Steel Maverick, we wear our Crocs to rock every night


from It Takes Love!, released January 1, 2011
Eddie Darksbane - guitar/vocals
Brandon Axefalcon - lead guitar
Lars Hammer - drums
Phil Valor - bass



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Steel Maverick Nashville, Tennessee

In 2004, Eddie Darksbane was working in the steel mills of Pittsburgh by day and toiling in the studio by night.

His goal?

Meld the power of bands like Metallica with a bit of the sensitivity of bands like Nickelback.

When he met like-minded rockers Brandon, Phil, and Lars, he did more. He forged a band that rocks harder than any alloy from the steel mill.

He forged Steel Maverick.
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